Writer's Block Part 1

Well, March is almost over and I have inexplicably ignored my blog for almost the entire month. To be honest, I feel as if I am just returning from Spring Break now as I spent all of last week continuing to drink (albeit still going to work at 8:30 in the morning). So now that it has been so long, I feel the pressure to write something amazing for my next post. The only problem is I have nothing! I haven't discovered anything newly hilarious, nor am I outraged by any particular news story. Further, nothing particularly out of the ordinary has happened to me lately with the exception of getting out of a traffic ticket (the trick is to show a little leg). I'm even drinking beachy malt beverages (Mike's Hard Lemonade.. and no, I don't care that you are judging me at this moment) while typing to try and amp up my creativity and it is not working. Now I am just sleepy. I am thoroughly disappointed in my lackluster attempt at writing today. I won't waste any more of your time.